Fic title: Desperate Househusbands
Author names: Sen moment_of_sen and Lau ze_pink_lady
Artist credit: megselv - tell her she's wonderful here
Genre: RPS AU slash
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 54,446 (hope you got a lotta free time to burn!)
Warnings/Spoilers: Lots and lots of gay porn. Lots. We mean it. Don't say we didn't warn you. Some implied het.
Summary: Jensen Ackles is 23, a former high fashion model and current bored house-husband to a workaholic executive wife, Carla. He's a trophy and proud of it, that is until Carla hires the gorgeous (twinky) Jared Padalecki as their gardener for the summer, because Jared has Jensen questioning all kinds of things; his position as Carla's arm ornament, his sexuality, and his marriage. And since Carla is so often absent on business trips, the two find it easy to grow close, with nothing but each other and a large empty house to occupy them throughout the summer months...
Authors' Note: If this sounds familiar, it's probably because it is. But we have two things that Desperate Housewives doesn't have; Jared and Jensen. Having sex. Lots of it. And a lot more surprises besides! Take that, ABC. Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, it's pure, porny crack.
A big thank you to the fabulous traffic_west for the lovely beta work. You were awesome babe, thanks muchly! ^^ Also thanks to megselv for the beautiful art; it rocks!
This story is part of a larger epic that is more than a little terrifying in it's entirity, so we decided (wisely) to cut it into manageable parts. And if this fic seems a little dramatic- it's supposed to be. The title is Desperate Househusbands after all. =)


by the fabulous megselv

Link to fic:
Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Epilogue

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Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Best of Both Worlds ~ Van Halen

Epilogue
(In which all is nearly right in the world.)

( Epilogue )

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Chapter Seven: Birth
(In which there are nightmares and dreams.)

( Chapter Seven )

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Chapter Six: Dispute
(In which ends of tethers are reached and make-up sex is had.)

( Chapter Six )

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Current Music: Can't Stop Loving You ~ Van Halen

Chapter Five: Break
(In which everyone does the Right Thing.)

( Chapter Five )

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Chapter Four: Tidings
(In which good and bad news is broken.)

( Chapter Four )

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Chapter Three: Sex
(In which there is a lot of sex and an argument in the jacuzzi.)

( Chapter Three )

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Chapter Two: Affair
(In which a decision is made and confidence is taken.)

( Chapter Two )

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Fic title: Desperate Househusbands
Author name: Sen moment_of_sen and Lau ze_pink_lady
Artist credit: megselv
Genre: RPS AU slash
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 54,446
Warnings/Spoilers: lots and lots of porn.
Summary: 19-year-old Jared is hired over the summer as a gardener for the contentedly-married 23-year-old Jensen, a former model and current bored househusband, kept mostly as a trophy for his workaholic executive wife, Carla. Because Carla is often absent on business trips, the two find it easy to grow close, with nothing but each other and a large empty house to occupy them throughout the summer months.

See megselv's awesome and cracktastic 'romance novel cover' artwork here. Then go and give her love!


Chapter One: Initiation
(In which there is an interview and the beginning of something good.)

( Chapter One )

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Current Music: Lady in Red ~ Chris de Burg

Title: I Was Me, But Now He's Gone (epilogue)
Authors: Sen ( moment_of_sen ) and Lau ( ze_pink_lady )
Rating: PG13
Genre: Gen, Post-Apocalypse Future AU
Notes: Spoilers for Playthings and Hunted
Disclaimer: We're both penniless ex/students, why the heck would we actually own anything? If anything, Kripke owes US for stealing our hearts with them boys!
Summary: The end of the world has come. Sam and Dean are lost to each other, and themselves. Small groups of civilians mobilise themselves, but what can they do in the face of the darkness?

( Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Epilogue )


( I feel like a freakin' Hallmark card, all this 'you complete me' crap. )

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Current Music: Carry On My Wayward Son ~ Kansas